How I Met Your Mother

Lily Aldrin Quotes (Page 5)

Marshall: Ted, I love you buddy, but there is no way you can pull off blonde.
Lily: Seriously, Ted, don't do it.
Ted: I'm going blonde!
Lily: Awwww.
Marshall: That is NOT the outcome we were hoping for.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: The universe in all its infinite wisdom is telling you to stick me and stick me real good.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: Marshall Eriksen, put a baby in my belly.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Robin: Why don't you say something to him?
Lily: He's from Minnesota. His high school mascot was a hug.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Please, I don't have any baggage.
Lily: Mommy issues.
Marshall: No.
Lily: Grandmother issues.
Marshall: Nah.
Lily: Great-grandmother issues.
Marshall: I just don't like when she picks me up!
 • Rating: Unrated

Lily: You are so sweet sweet, sweet [Marshall leaves, turns to Robin] Sweet mother of God he's annoying sometimes.
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Lily: I think we should get separate beds.
Marshall: YES! A mini-fridge! And separate beds.
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Marshall: We slept for 18 hours.
Lily: We lost four pre-paid meals.
Marshall: I lost 11 pounds.
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Lily: We all have to live with the mistakes we make, but how often do you get to bash the living hell out of them!?
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Lily: He naked-muggered you?
Barney: I'm not even going to ask where he was keeping the gun.
Ted: You sure it was a gun?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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