Lily Aldrin Quotes (Page 6)
Season 5, Episode 19: "Zoo or False"
Marshall: This is not that uncommon! You know, in Thailand, in China, in Costa Rica, and in many other places where monkey crime is an extremely common occurrence, their social dynamics are predicated upon stealing!
Lily: You got mugged by a monkey!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 18: "Say Cheese"
Lily: Oh Ted, here's another fun little trivia game it's called - name that bitch.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Lily: Let's take a little walk down random skank lane.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 17: "Of Course"
Lily: Of course she is upset - take a look at yourself you dumb slut.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: How could you let me do that - you're my wife.
Lily: I know but that song is kind of catchy.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 16: "Hooked"
Lily: Poster whore.
• Rating: Unrated
Lily: Oh Ted, she's totally got you on the hook.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 15: "Rabbit or Duck"
Lily: Isn't there always a hotter girl?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 14: "The Perfect Week"
Lily: Ok, let me try to Canada this up for ya, eh?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 12: "Girls Vs. Suits"
Lily: And her ass - I'd wear that thing for a hat.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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