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Lily Aldrin Quotes (Page 6)

Season 6, Episode 11: "The Mermaid Theory"
Robin: Right, Marsh Madness?
Marshall: No doubt, Robo Cop.
Lily: You two never hang out alone. You just made up those names right now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: And the most important rule of all...
Barney: Lubricant is public property.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: Anytime a single guy hangs out with a married woman there are rules that must be followed. Rule number one...
Barney: Don't use the husband's condoms, that's just rude.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 10: "Blitzgiving"
Lily: It's a booma-wang.
Robin: Nice,
Lily: Thanks.
Robin: No I meant the wang.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 7: "Canning Randy"
Ted: Lily you're a psychopath.
Lily: Lil' bit... ohh a Panda.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 6: "Baby Talk"
Lily: Whoa baby you're packing snow balls and you breathe smells like a mermaid's fart.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 5: "Architect of Destruction"
Marshall: I can't do this. I can't stop thinking about you and Robin.
Lily: Oh I've had that a few times. just lean into it and let it fuel things.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Lily: They bonded over hockey, I guess he has a small penis, they want to double date next weekend.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 3: "Unfinished"
Lily: Where's the poop Robin?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 1: "Big Days"
Lily: I could totally let you down. Has that thought not occurred to you?
Marshall: Not even for one second. Not having a baby would suck, but the idea of you letting me down, that's impossible. That would be like aliens landing. That's a bad example.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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