Lily Aldrin Quotes
Marshall: Are you sure you did it right?
Lily: Is there a wrong way to pee on a stick?
Lily: Whenever we're alone you spend the entire time undressing me with your eyes, you even take off my shoes.
Barney: High heels chafe my shoulders.
Robin: Right, Marsh Madness?
Marshall: No doubt, Robo Cop.
Lily: You two never hang out alone. You just made up those names right now.
Lily: And the most important rule of all...
Barney: Lubricant is public property.
Lily: Anytime a single guy hangs out with a married woman there are rules that must be followed. Rule number one...
Barney: Don't use the husband's condoms, that's just rude.
Lily: It's a booma-wang.
Robin: Nice,
Lily: Thanks.
Robin: No I meant the wang.
Ted: Lily you're a psychopath.
Lily: Lil' bit... ohh a Panda.
Whoa baby you're packing snow balls and you breathe smells like a mermaid's fart.
Marshall: I can't do this. I can't stop thinking about you and Robin.
Lily: Oh I've had that a few times. just lean into it and let it fuel things.
They bonded over hockey, I guess he has a small penis, they want to double date next weekend.
Where's the poop Robin?
Lily: I could totally let you down. Has that thought not occurred to you?
Marshall: Not even for one second. Not having a baby would suck, but the idea of you letting me down, that's impossible. That would be like aliens landing. That's a bad example.
