Liz Lemon Quotes
Jack: Lemon why do you keep spending so much money on Wigs?
Liz: Tracy's head size keeps changing.
Liz: Who flies Newark to Atlantic City?
Carol: Black bachelorette parties.
You sound weird... do you have a beard?
Jack: My naturally blonde lady love and I basked in the three S's: surf, sun and ...
No Tom Jones, no!
I hate people too.
Jenna: Let's Lez!
Liz: No, I meant a book club or something.
Wesley: There's only one Wesley Snipes in this world.
Liz: You know, there isn't.
No, he's just a groomsman ... and a Somali pirate. Careful!
You can't force the fate, you just have to let it wash over you like a spray tan that won't take because your skin is too oily.
Yes, I wrote that! I write all the Fart Doctors!
I know. People wear flip flops to church, and the NBA tattoo situation is out of control.