Liz Lemon Quotes (Page 14)
Season 4, Episode 13: "Anna Howard Shaw Day"
Liz: Happy Valentine's Day, no one!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Liz: Dennis ... watching 'The Color Purple' drunk with you was one of my funnest nights ever.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Liz: There are some things that are actually harder to do with two people, like ... monologues.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Liz: Wow, Avery Jessup, she's hot. She was on Maxim's I'd Rape Her 100.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Liz: Valentine's Day is a sham created by greeting card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 12: "Verna"
Liz: It's stuff like this that makes me eat stuff like this.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 11: "Winter Madness"
Liz: Cross-promotional... deal mechanics... revenue streams... jargon... synergy.
Jack: That's the best presentation I've ever heard.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: This is my stop. STOP POTS TOPS OPTS POST!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I've been stuck inside playing online Boggle. It's messing with my head. STAR... RATS... ARTS... TARS.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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