Liz Lemon Quotes (Page 13)
Season 4, Episode 16: "Floyd"
Liz: Don't drag my best friend, TV, into this.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created The X-Men!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: It's like on TV. It used to be you couldn't say crap, then they let that slide and now we can say whatever we want. Douchebag. Asswipe.
Jack: Anal rot.
Liz: Exactly.
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Liz: This sucks, Jack. I know that I'm a sour person and I don't like a lot of people, but I liked Floyd.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 14: "Future Husband"
Liz: Sometimes everything is just the worst, Kenneth.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: He could be a serial killer. He could wear a thumb ring.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: When can I start eating hard cheeses again?
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 13: "Anna Howard Shaw Day"
Liz: CNBC gives me a headache. I get all my money advice from PBS.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I will spend half the day in twilight sleep and then I will go home to watch the Lifetime movie 'My Stepson Is My Cyber-Husband.'
Jack: That's inspired. You truly are the Picasso of loneliness.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: [on V-day plans] One word: oral ... two words: oral surgery.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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