Liz Lemon Quotes (Page 12)
Season 4, Episode 19: "Argus"
Liz: [to Jenna] What's going on? Why are you being so happy and nice? Are you soaking your tampons in vodka again?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: We have to tell Jenna that we can't do her Kardashian sketch because Jack is bro's with Lamar Odom.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I'm not gonna let this dress win. This morning I joined-
Jack: A suicide cult.
Liz: A gym.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I just got my bridesmaid dress for Cerie's wedding. It is a Vietnamese size 2.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: [to Jack] How is your thing weirder than mine?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 18: "Khonani"
Liz: Tonight's going to be different! There's going to be booze, and a karaoke machine, and that Black Eyed Peas song they wrote for bar mitzvahs!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 17: "Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter"
Liz: Mrs. Doubtfire shimself could not do this.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Liz: Then tomorrow is the wine and cheese tasting ... or as I like to call it, 'singles fart suppression.'
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 16: "Floyd"
Liz: The Early Show? What am I, in a hospital?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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