Liz Lemon Quotes (Page 19)
Season 4, Episode 7: "Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001"
Liz: Maybe we can undid these handcuffs.
Tracy: Racist!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 6: "Sun Tea"
Liz: Our topical cold open is about Omarosa borrowing Bjork's swan dress.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Liz: [on Green Week] Oh brother. Are they really going to do something this year or just put that stupid green peacock in the corner of the screen?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 5: "The Problem Solvers"
Liz: [on her dinner plans] I do! I bought an Activia microwaveable panini!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: [to Jack] Spit take. Are you serious?
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Liz: My book is number 15 on the non-fiction bestseller list, behind The Founding Fathers Diet.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: Do I look OK?
Cerie: That's exactly how you look.
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Liz: Then who's going to host Top Chef? Aww, Jack you're ruining my life!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 5: "Audition Day"
Liz: My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pete: Happy?
Liz: No, not since I was a child.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
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