Liz Lemon Quotes (Page 19)
Season 3, Episode 19: "The Ones"
Liz: Hey, where are my Sno-balls? I'm going to the gym later so I deserve a treat.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Liz: Allergies are psychosomatic. The only reason I'm allergic to dogs is because one bit me when I got my first period.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: [on her slanket] It's not product placement, I just like it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Blue writing on green ... why?!?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Liz: Elisa has a big secret! My current theory is that she's the mother of those Michael Jackson kids!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 18: "Jackie Jormp-Jomp"
Liz: Before I go, could I at least find out what Frank's hat says.
Jack: "Constant Craving."
Liz: He could do better!
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Liz: Excuse me, Mr. 'Winerslav' -
Jeffrey Weinerslav: It's pronounced, "Weinerslave.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 17: "Cutbacks"
Liz: I want to keep making prank phone calls to people like Seattle's Richard Sackmuncher.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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