Liz Lemon Quotes
Liz: Cross-promotional... deal mechanics... revenue streams... jargon... synergy.
Jack: That's the best presentation I've ever heard.
This is my stop. STOP POTS TOPS OPTS POST!
I've been stuck inside playing online Boggle. It's messing with my head. STAR... RATS... ARTS... TARS.
You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.
That girl has a name, Jack. We call her 'Skankovich.'
Nope, that's a serial killer. Just get in a cab, I'll pay for it.
Lemoned? That's not a thing people are saying now, is it?
[on Christmas gifts for Jenna] I want to take that Internet photo of her nipple slip and make it into a jigsaw puzzle!
Oh, shark farts!
Those sites are for horny married chicks with kids who want to exchange pervy e-mails with their old high school boyfriends.
[to Jack] This is how I cry now since you made me get that off-brand eye surgery!
I can't wear contacts because the doctors say my eyeballs are too pointy.
