Entourage

Lloyd Quotes (Page 2)

Ari: Get [Adam Davies] on the phone and Zac too.
Lloyd: Zac who?
Ari: Zac who you don't get to know his name because you are a peasant. [Shows Zac Efron's phone number]
Lloyd: Oh good god. Abs alert!
Ari: Don't whack off to the sound of his voice. Chop chop!
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Ari: Now take a good look at [Andrew]. Alright. Now what do you see in him, that you don't see in yourself?
Lloyd: I don't know...
Ari: A purpose. Now call your mother and tell her you don't have one
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Ari: Where are the bottles?
Lloyd: You said you wanted to be more green.
Ari: That was because Leo was in earshot.
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Lloyd: I'm down 6 pounds.
Ari: Wow.
Lloyd: Does it show?
Ari: Yes Lloyd, you're half the man you used to be. And you were only half a man when you started so bravo!
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Ari: Keep your eyes on Andrew Kline.
Lloyd: Keep my eyes on him how?
Ari: Pretend he's Zac Efron's Ballsack.
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Ari: 100 days. You do everything that I say, or you don't.
Lloyd: Fine...
Ari: First thing I'm saying, you drop 15 pounds.
Lloyd: You wan't me to drop 15 pounds...
Ari: I'm asking that for Tom, what I want will be much harder. Now go.
Lloyd: I'm gonna make it through this Ari Gold!
Ari: It will be worse then when you had your anal cherry popped, but hey, you just might
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Lloyd: I had dinner with my parents last night, and my father spent the entire meal reaming me out.
Ari: You never told him you liked d**k.
Lloyd: He knew that the time I was nine.
Ari: I'm not following you but the phone is ringing.
Lloyd: I need to talk to you about my ... career.
Ari: The career you won't have if you don't answer the phone?
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Ari: Half the town is out of a job and you can't find me one available director?
Lloyd: Kevin Smith isn't doing anything..
Ari: Are you looking at the DGA list or are you staring out the window at the line of the Sprinkles f**king cupcake store?
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Andrew: Why is everybody looking at me?
Ari: Cause you look good!
Andrew: I feel like a douche.
Lloyd: Andrew, my voice must be heard. You do not look like a douche, you look like a powerful handsome new Miller Gold partner.
Ari: You stick with me Andrew, and that won't be the last offer you have for a blow job today
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Ari: We have a meeting with Andrew, and we have three hours to make him look like an agent from this side of the hill!
Lloyd: Extreme makeover, Lloyd-Gold edition! I'm so excited!
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