Lloyd Quotes
Ari [on the phone]: Baby!
Lloyd: This is not your baby Ari, this is your under-appreciated assistant
Ari: Yeah Lloyd?
Lloyd: It's your wife, she says it's urgent.
Ari: Put her through Lloyd.
Lloyd: Here she is.
Ari: What's wrong baby?
Dana Gordon: You're avoiding my fucking calls!
Ari: Does that sound like my wife, Lloyd?
Lloyd: It did yes, but now it doesn't. Sorry
Ari: Lloyd! Who the hell is this?
Lloyd: That's the underaged student she seduces. It's Julio.
Ari: Clear my schedule.
Lloyd: Even your lunch?
Ari: I am going to be eating Julio's lunch today!
Drama: Tommy's gonna be in Rush Hour 3 and I'm not!? Jesus Christ.
Lloyd: Be happy for him, Drama... Karma.
Drama: Fuck Karma, I don't need Karma.
Loyd: What do you need, Johnny?
Drama: I need to be in Rush Hour 3
Ari: He's never had a straight agent. If I'm going to be his first, I have to show him I'm a friend to the gay man.
Lloyd: But, your not a friend to the gay man, Ari.
Ari: Lloyd, this is the big one. So just go grab your best dress and know that today your love of cock is a huge asset to this company
Lloyd [on going out with a gay writer Ari is trying to land as a client]: I'm not going for me, and I'm not going for the agency, I'm going for you.
Ari: Hey, whatever gets you through the night
Ari: Still no invite for me, huh?
Lloyd: Not from Vince. But we did receive an evite to Patrick Dempsey's house for running charades
[Ari calls Vince...]
Vince: Hello? Hello?
[Ari hangs up]
Lloyd: Did you just prank Vince?
Ari: I never heard the guy answer the phone before. It spooked me!
Lloyd: What did you want me to say?
Ari: That I have a huge wart on my cock that needs removal would have been better, wake the fuck up, Lloyd
Lloyd: Vince has called three times, Ari. That's three times more than he called all of last year.
Ari: I know. He keeps calling me, too, and I got an e-mail. I didn't even know he knew how to do that
The gay mafia has been replaced by the gay assistant corps, Ari. We know all
[Ari is dancing...]
Lloyd: Are you happy, Ari? Or is this madness that will turn on me on a moment's notice?
Ari: This is happiness, Lloyd. This is pure heterosexual male happiness.
[Ari kisses Lloyd]
