Lloyd Quotes (Page 4)
Season 5, Episode 5: "Tree Trippers"
Ari: I am away on business.
Lloyd: What kind of business do you have on a Saturday night?
Ari: I got none of your f**king business
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 3: "The All Out Fall Out"
Ari: A shattered world is what you get when you mess with Ari Gold!
Lloyd: Well, if you ask me, Ari Gold should rise up, and be the bigger man.
Ari: Well, unlike your world, where the bigger man pounds the smaller man from behind, the bigger man in my world is the last man standing. And that man will be me, all right?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lloyd: What about doggy poo?
Ari: Human s**t Lloyd. Yours if it's easier. Otherwise, go camp out in the men's bathroom or the women's bathroom which ever will have you. But I need a specimen!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 12: "The Cannes Kids"
Ari: What's the matter Lloyd? You and Tom like to listen to my voice while you dildo each other?
Lloyd: No, I have Nicky Rubenstein for you.
Ari: OK, tell 'm you're on a cruise with your very own king of the world and have him call me direct.
Nicky: Hey Ari
Ari: Nicky Rubenstein! How's my favorite state home convict?
• Rating: Unrated
Lloyd: I am on vacation Ari!
Ari: You will be on a permanent vacation if we don't sell this movie! Now I want you to break out your pink Rolodex and call every queer assistant in town and tell them to open their mouths like J.T. would drop a load in it!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 11: "No Cannes Do"
Lloyd: You said that if you're wife didn't go to Cannes, that I could.
Ari: When did I say that?
Lloyd: When you said it wasn't time for me to get promoted yet.
Ari: You know what Lloyd? I'm in the middle of a code red alert. I got military police everywhere, Germand shepherds ready to attack at a moments notice, I'm facing three hour delays and an uncertain, unsafe future. So get off my ass and go get my wife some favorite flowers!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 10: "Snow Job"
Ari [on the phone]: Baby!
Lloyd: This is not your baby Ari, this is your under-appreciated assistant
• Rating: Unrated
Ari: Yeah Lloyd?
Lloyd: It's your wife, she says it's urgent.
Ari: Put her through Lloyd.
Lloyd: Here she is.
Ari: What's wrong baby?
Dana Gordon: You're avoiding my f**king calls!
Ari: Does that sound like my wife, Lloyd?
Lloyd: It did yes, but now it doesn't. Sorry
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 9: "The Young and the Stoned"
Ari: Lloyd! Who the hell is this?
Lloyd: That's the underaged student she seduces. It's Julio.
Ari: Clear my schedule.
Lloyd: Even your lunch?
Ari: I am going to be eating Julio's lunch today!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 19: "The Prince's Bride"
Drama: Tommy's gonna be in Rush Hour 3 and I'm not!? Jesus Christ.
Lloyd: Be happy for him, Drama... Karma.
Drama: F**k Karma, I don't need Karma.
Loyd: What do you need, Johnny?
Drama: I need to be in Rush Hour 3
• Rating: Unrated
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