Entourage

Lloyd Quotes (Page 5)

Ari: He's never had a straight agent. If I'm going to be his first, I have to show him I'm a friend to the gay man.
Lloyd: But, your not a friend to the gay man, Ari.
Ari: Lloyd, this is the big one. So just go grab your best dress and know that today your love of c**k is a huge asset to this company
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Lloyd [on going out with a gay writer Ari is trying to land as a client]: I'm not going for me, and I'm not going for the agency, I'm going for you.
Ari: Hey, whatever gets you through the night
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Ari: Still no invite for me, huh?
Lloyd: Not from Vince. But we did receive an evite to Patrick Dempsey's house for running charades
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[Ari calls Vince...]
Vince: Hello? Hello?
[Ari hangs up]
Lloyd: Did you just prank Vince?
Ari: I never heard the guy answer the phone before. It spooked me!
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Lloyd: What did you want me to say?
Ari: That I have a huge wart on my c**k that needs removal would have been better, wake the f**k up, Lloyd
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Lloyd: Vince has called three times, Ari. That's three times more than he called all of last year.
Ari: I know. He keeps calling me, too, and I got an e-mail. I didn't even know he knew how to do that
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Lloyd: The gay mafia has been replaced by the gay assistant corps, Ari. We know all
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[Ari is dancing...]
Lloyd: Are you happy, Ari? Or is this madness that will turn on me on a moment's notice?
Ari: This is happiness, Lloyd. This is pure heterosexual male happiness.
[Ari kisses Lloyd]
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Ari: How is it to take it in the ass anyway, Lloyd?
Lloyd: I don't know, Ari. I'm a top.
Ari: Come on, really?
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Lloyd: It says, Alan will see you at 10:30.
Ari: It's 10:10, how the f**k am I gonna make it to the Valley?
Lloyd: By running, Ari, by running!
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