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Modern-family

Luke: The other day Uncle Mitchell brought over a bag of junk food so he and Cam could do a Jew fast.
Phil: Juice fast?
Luke: I'm pretty sure he said Jew.

Mitchell: The attic? Why?
Luke: At least it's big. Grandpa said you used to live in a closet.

Mitchell: What's so great about destroying stuff?
Luke: It stuff into chunks of flying stuff!

Let me work my magic. It's all about creative editing. Just give me two hours, and then another hour. Someone get me a chocolate milk, with extra salt.

Manny: Hey luke, do you realize in two years we'll both be graduating?
Luke: Not now. I think I'm moving the ball with my mind.
Manny: Well, I'll be graduating.

Claire: Luke, honey, come back I said I was sorry.
Luke: I'm 12, I need limits.

Luke: You know more people have died hiking than in the entire Civil War?
Alex: What book did you read that in?
Luke: Book? Look it up on the internet, Grandma.

Luke: I say we eat what we kill.
Manny: Then I guess we'll be eating the mood.

Luke: She's like the best doctor every. A couple of puzzles. No shots. I didn't even have to take my pants off. I found that one out a little late.
Phil: I've been there buddy.

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