Luke Dunphy Quotes
It's in a block of ice. I got the idea when I heard a bunch of rich guys talking about their frozen assets. Haha assets.
Luke: How many moms does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Phil: How many?
Luke: None because she's got you to do that sucker.
Luke: The other day Uncle Mitchell brought over a bag of junk food so he and Cam could do a Jew fast.
Phil: Juice fast?
Luke: I'm pretty sure he said Jew.
Mitchell: The attic? Why?
Luke: At least it's big. Grandpa said you used to live in a closet.
Mitchell: What's so great about destroying stuff?
Luke: It stuff into chunks of flying stuff!
Let me work my magic. It's all about creative editing. Just give me two hours, and then another hour. Someone get me a chocolate milk, with extra salt.
Manny: Hey luke, do you realize in two years we'll both be graduating?
Luke: Not now. I think I'm moving the ball with my mind.
Manny: Well, I'll be graduating.
Claire: Luke, honey, come back I said I was sorry.
Luke: I'm 12, I need limits.
Luke: You know more people have died hiking than in the entire Civil War?
Alex: What book did you read that in?
Luke: Book? Look it up on the internet, Grandma.
Luke: I say we eat what we kill.
Manny: Then I guess we'll be eating the mood.
Luke: She's like the best doctor every. A couple of puzzles. No shots. I didn't even have to take my pants off. I found that one out a little late.
Phil: I've been there buddy.
Luke: Smell Heather for me.
Phil: I always do...not.