Luke Dunphy Quotes (Page 5)
Season 2, Episode 18: "Boys' Night"
Luke: I'm still growing into my tongue.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 16: "Regrets Only"
Cam: What are we going to do?
Luke: I could start a fire.
Cam: No! But keep that in your back pocket.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Caterer: Hi there. Is your father home?
Luke: I think so. Why?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 13: "Caught in the Act"
Luke: I know what sex is, it's when a man and a woman take off their underwear and get into bed.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Luke [on seeing his parents having sex]: Whatever they were doing, Dad was winning.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 11: "Slow Down Your Neighbors"
Luke: I think we should drag him out of his car and punch him in the stomach until he barfs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 10: "Dance Dance Revelation"
Luke: Here's something I didn't know about mannequins: They don't have a wiener.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 8: "Manny Get Your Gun"
Luke: Dad's like crazy fun, but you're nice.
Claire: I'm nice?!?
Luke: Well, not now.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 7: "Chirp"
Luke: I think I found a place where I can sell this organ. Can you drive me to the black market?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Luke: Is that Mom's apron?
Phil: It's an apron.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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