Mitchell: What's so great about destroying stuff?
Luke: It stuff into chunks of flying stuff!

Let me work my magic. It's all about creative editing. Just give me two hours, and then another hour. Someone get me a chocolate milk, with extra salt.

Manny: Hey luke, do you realize in two years we'll both be graduating?
Luke: Not now. I think I'm moving the ball with my mind.
Manny: Well, I'll be graduating.

Claire: Luke, honey, come back I said I was sorry.
Luke: I'm 12, I need limits.

Luke: You know more people have died hiking than in the entire Civil War?
Alex: What book did you read that in?
Luke: Book? Look it up on the internet, Grandma.

Luke: I say we eat what we kill.
Manny: Then I guess we'll be eating the mood.

Luke: She's like the best doctor every. A couple of puzzles. No shots. I didn't even have to take my pants off. I found that one out a little late.
Phil: I've been there buddy.

Luke: Smell Heather for me.
Phil: I always do...not.

Luke: One time, she gave me a Woody.
Claire: Sweet J...
Luke: She remembered he's my favorite character from Toy Story.

Sorry I aggravated you, and just so you know, a lot of people think I'm adorable.

I'm still growing into my tongue.

Cam: What are we going to do?
Luke: I could start a fire.
Cam: No! But keep that in your back pocket.