It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Mac Quotes (Page 4)

Mac [to Dennis]: You waste so much time talking when you should be plowing.
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Mac: I'm 200 lbs. I'm as big as my avatar!
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Mac [to priest]: Dee is guilty of sloth...and she's pro-abortion.
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Mac: I drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge. It was sweet.
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Mac [referring to musclehead]: He said 'fire off'...I like that.
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Dee [to Dennis]: What in God's name have you done to your face?
Mac: You look like a monster.
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Priest: How did your friends make you fat? Were they force feeding you?
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Mac [to God]: I command you to smite my friends!
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Mac: Bless me Father for I have sinned.
Priest: What is your confession?
Mac: I'm fat.
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Mac [to Dennis]: Who was it that said 'I'll be in and out like a demon's whisper'?
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