It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Mac Quotes (Page 6)

Mac: So there's another unrelated diddler in the mix?
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Mac [to Frank]: You look like you're at your own wake.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mac [to Dee]: How would you win pageants? Did you have a different face?
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Mac: We're in the steroid capital of the world.
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Mac: Goddamnit Frank! Eating your drinks?! That is genius!
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Mac: I'm sorry. Is no one gonna talk about Dee's hair?
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Mac: Based on that story, I'm fairly certain those Santas were running a train on your mother for money.
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Mac: No, your other left.
Charlie: My other left? I only have one left.
Mac: It's just an expression. Just move it to the other direction.
Charlie: What would that expression be for? For someone with two lefts?
Mac: No, just move it the other way.
Charlie: Towards your left?
Mac: Your left and my left are the same left because we're facing the same direction.
Charlie: Eh, we're two different people so we can't have the same left. It doesn't make sense.
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Mac: Instead of doing a My Two Dads kind of thing, we'll do a Three Men and a Baby type of thing!
Charlie: Both equally effective movies.
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Mac: Parenting is pretending you know what you're talking about, then jamming it down their throat!
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