Manny: Oh no, who will pee all over the bathroom floor?
Luke: I was brushing my teeth at the same try to do that.

I noticed some lovely some lovely tweens down by the kids' club, maybe we can find a nice spot near them by the pool and send over a couple of virgin Mai Tais. They may be interested in two sophisticated men like us.

Score, this place has an iron in the closet!

I'm just a boy trying to bring style back to travel.

Jay: It's just the doorbell.
Manny: Maybe a demon is ringing it!

Was that the alarm? Has our perimeter been breached?

Manny: Any suggestions?
Jay: I usually go with earrings

Luke: Manny and I are going to practice lay-ups.
Manny: They are deceptively hard. A curious mix of dance and strength.
Luke: You're ruining it again.

Do I have time for a steam?

I don't think I can get through this without crying. Maybe we should just go on to the cold cuts.

Lots of stuff that doesn't kill you makes you weaker.

Manny: Today feels like a good day for halibut. Hey, Jay, did I ever tell you about the time I used peanut butter and jelly for bait?
Jay: I don't know. You tell me a lot of funny things.

Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.


Manny: Does this feel like a short visit to you, or a long one?
Jay: The pregnant one brought a stroller.