Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCManny Delgado Quotes
Don't skimp on linens. Don't compliment a teacher on her figure. And when it comes to my mom, never ask questions I don't want the answers to.
Jay: Don't most kids drink soda?
Manny: Who knows what they do?
What about this two-hour Antiques Roadshow?
Jay
Manny I'll watch it today.
Some things you can't forget you've heard. Do you know what menstruation is? I do!
You're playing fast and loose with my soul.
Manny: Kelly's moving her stuff into my notebook.
Kelly: It just felt right.
Hey Mom, I think my diet's working! My underwear won't stay up!
Manny: Oh no, who will pee all over the bathroom floor?
Luke: I was brushing my teeth at the same time...you try to do that.
I noticed some lovely some lovely tweens down by the kids' club, maybe we can find a nice spot near them by the pool and send over a couple of virgin Mai Tais. They may be interested in two sophisticated men like us.
Score, this place has an iron in the closet!
I'm just a boy trying to bring style back to travel.
Jay: It's just the doorbell.
Manny: Maybe a demon is ringing it!
