Favorite Max Blum Quotes
A fist bump is a sacred contract between the fists of men.
I don't know what the two of you are up to, I think it's amazing, I want no part of it.
She's like Crazy Stupid Love crazy, not like people who loved Crazy Stupid Love crazy, I mean she's not a psycho.
Jane: Penny's happy so as her friend you should-
Max: - Probably be trying to break her and Pete up? Yeah I just don't know if that seems like me.
Max: Hello this is not a foursome, you guys are totally fifth wheeling me!
Dave: C'mon man we're not fifth wheeling you, Joey Fatone.
Brad: Yeah you're still part of the group Sporty Spice.
Jane: You're our favorite character Roz from Frasier.
I didn't vote for Obama because I didn't respect his March Madness bracket!
I'd storm out right now if my love for funeral food wasn't greater than my hatred for two selfish jerks.
Get paid to have sex and eat free food, Jane you beautiful broomstick I love it.
That's right I'm straight now. From this moment forward, it's gonna be a steady diet of boobs and dudes, dammit. I am not longer interest in men, I am only interest in mankind. From this moment forward it will be a steady diet will be chicks with d...ammit. I love guys. My favorite thing to touch is va-penis.
Okay I know what you're doing. You're gay Yoda-ing me? Wait is that redundant?
