The Office

Michael Scott Quotes (Page 5)

Michael: I am not going to be proposed to in the break room. That is not going to be our story. I shoulda burned this place down when I had a chance.
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Michael: I want this to be an event that everyone talks about always and forever.
Jim: Totally reasonable.
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Michael: How bout this, I throw a corpse dressed like me off of the roof...
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Michael: I am calling because I'm going to have to fire your daughter Holly because she's such a terrible employee. I'm just kidding.
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Old Lady: How much for the Slip 'n Slide?
Michael: Get lost.
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Michael: Packer is going to be here til the day he dies, just like the rest of us.
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Michael: You've been on the road a long time, and you've been an outdoor cat. And now you have to be an indoor cat, so you can't be peeing all over the walls.
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Michael: Just so you know. He's at his funniest when you give him like five shots. And it also helps if you've had five shots.
Holly: I already have.
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Michae: Angela loves p***ycats, Packer loves...
Angela: Don't!
Michael: I was going to say dogs!
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Michael: I would like to introduce you to a man who needs no introduction, probably because most of you have DONE IT WITH HIM. Just kidding. He wouldn't be interested in any of you.
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