The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Milhouse Van Houten Quotes
Milhouse: Bart, can we go to Banana Republic? There's a mannequin there I have a crush on.
Bart: Milhouse, that is the most pathetic thing I've ever . . . (sees mannequin) Oh my God, she's beautiful!
Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them.
Having a weapon at school has really made things awesome.
They say that Dark Stanley will kill you, then go wee-wee in your skull.
(Marge discovers that Milhouse is a girl)
Marge: Why, Milhouse. Don't you look lovely.
Milhouse: (Angrily) It's a spell! (Sweetly) And thank you.
Bart: Anything I can get for you, Lady Milhouse?
Milhouse: I'm not a lady! It's a spell! A spell you said you'd reverse!
Milhouse: I got it! I got it!
Bart: (catching the ball) I hogged it! I hogged it!
Milhouse: Lisa, if I don't make it back, there's a letter in my locker I want you to read.
Lisa: I've already read it.
Principal Skinner: We've all read it.
Milhouse: Mr. Simpson I'm scared.
Homer: This is our life now Milhouse, we're dumpster folk!
Bart: Those are girl overalls!
Milhouse: I could pull it off.
Milhouse: I need that [cootie] shot, my dog and I accidentally touched tongues.
Bart: How is this accidentally when it's the fifth time?
Every vandalism spree needs an obnoxious laugher.
