Miranda Hobbes Quotes
Charlotte: Carrie, you're right, you have to tell him. But not before the wedding. It's supposed to be my week.
Miranda: It's your day. You get a day, not a week.
Samantha: It's also the possibilty that your next great fuck is just around the corner.
Charlotte: Well, my next great...
Miranda: Yes?
Carrie, Miranda, Samantha: Say it!
Charlotte: Fuck...
Miranda, Carrie, Samantha: Whomp!
Charlotte: Is, just around the corner. I finally get to sleep with Trey.
Carrie: Excuse me?
Miranda: You haven't slept with him yet?
Samantha: Honey, before you buy the car, you take it for a test drive.
Miranda: I can't believe your getting married? Is this the beginning, are you next?
Carrie: Oh yea, I'm headed for a story book ending. The little curly head girl had an affair, lied to her boyfriend and lived happily ever after.
Carrie: You said you were a Stewardess?
Miranda: I was testing a theory.
Carrie: A theory being?
Miranda: That men are threatened by powerful jobs. They don't want a lawyer, they want...
Aiden: A liar!
Carrie: I'm also smoking again. I'm smoking and sleeping with Big. Feel free to delete me out of your palm pilot.
(Carrie reaches for her pack of cigarettes)
Miranda: Gimme one.
Carrie: Really?
Miranda: I think I need it.
Carrie: Oh, you are such a good friend.
Carrie: Okay, I have something to tell you and your not going to like it. And believe me I would rather tell anyone but you, but I have to...
Miranda: Okay!
Carrie: Cause, I need your help...
Miranda: Okay!
Carrie: I'm having an affair with Big.
Miranda: I swear to God, I think my heart just stopped.
Carrie: I'm just so confused, does he only want me now because he can't have me?
Miranda: Yes.
Miranda: Oh, cute purse.
Charlotte: No purses, there's no time for purses, this is gowns, specific.
Miranda: What's your theme again? A Nazi wedding?
Charlotte: The pink posties are for the gowns I kinda like, the green posties are for gowns I kinda really like and the yellow posties are for the gowns I don't know if I like.
Miranda: Kill me, please. Just take a sharp object and drag it across my throat.
Miranda: I can't have sex with a sandwich. Can I?
Carrie: Well, I never thought I'd have sex with a married ex, can a hoagie be that far behind?
Miranda: Who else know about this?
Carrie: Samantha and God.
Miranda: Not Charlotte?
Carrie: Please, if the worlder queener bride knew I was having an affair, she'd kill me.
Miranda: Well, at least you wouldn't have to be a bridesmaid.
Samantha: Have you all had an AIDS test?
Carrie: Good morning, where did that come from?
Samantha: I just met this very hot guy and he won't sleep with me, unless I have a test.
Charlotte: Samantha, we're looking at wedding gowns, could you please not talk about AIDS right now?
Carrie: Wait, you've never had an HIV test?
Samantha: No! Have you?
Carrie: Two.
Miranda: Three. How can you not have had an AIDS test?
Carrie: She doesn't mean that the way it sounds. It's just that, well, why not, sweetie?
Samantha: I always practice safe sex.
(Carrie stares at her)
Samantha: Alright, I'm terrified. What if I have it?
Carrie: You don't have it.
Samantha: Sometimes, it takes me a really long time to get over a cold.
Carrie: That's not AIDS, that's central air.
