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Nancy Botwin Quotes (Page 8)

Silas: What if you would've gotten a real job after dad died and we could've skipped all this s**t.
Nancy: We would've had to sell the house. Move to a very different zip code. You and Shane would've had to go to even lousier public schools.
Silas: That doesn't sound so bad.
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Nancy: The Newmans will succeed where the Botwins failed. They will live a normal life. They will find jobs. They will go to school. They will have hobbies and a quiet under the radar life. The Newmans will be a family.
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Nancy: I'm the mother. I decide who gets clubbed. I do the clubbing.
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Nancy: I love that you sleep all the time - I know mother's aren't supposed to say that, but i do.
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Shane: But you're glad I did it.
Nancy: I'm glad it was done - not by you. Don't smile.
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Nancy: (as Shane's punishment) No more sugar for you.
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Nancy: I saved you - how about a thank you.
Audra: How about a f**k you, bitch.
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Nancy: You're underage, thankfully.
Shane: I think I've earned it.
Nancy: You've gone off the deep end.
Shane: Deep end - get it.
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Nancy: Shane - Don't let go of that stick thing.
Shane: It's called a mallet.
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Nancy: If you come anywhere near my children, I'll kill you myself.
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