Nancy Botwin Quotes (Page 9)
Season 5, Episode 12: "Glue"
Shane: Do you ever go back to right after dad died and wish you could do things differently?
Nancy: I try not to.
Shane: I do. All the time.
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: What is the glue that holds your relationship together?
Nancy: I don't even need the choices on this one. I'm gonna say Elmer's.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 11: "Ducks and Tigers"
Nancy: I screwed up my kids.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 10: "Perro Insano"
Nancy: I think I'm happy for you.
Andy: I think I'm happy for you, too.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 9: "Suck 'n' Spit"
Nancy [asking Andy to suck her nipple]: Be the baby!
• Rating: Unrated
Nancy: Why is the bed moving?
Andy: There must be an earthquake.
Nancy: Are you jerking off?!?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 8: "A Distinctive Horn"
Esteban: Our son will be baptized by a priest in a church
Nancy: Sorry, he's Jewish. Snip, snip. Eat fish. Start saving for law school
• Rating: Unrated
Pilar: Do you know why I've never had children?
Nancy: Because you'd eat them and children are super fattening?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 7: "Where The Sidewalk Ends"
Andy: Esteban seems like the type to just throw you on the table and f-ck you.
Nancy: That works, too.
Andy: See, we'd never have worked. I'm not rape-y enough for you.
• Rating: Unrated
Andy, on his sexual technique: The key is to focus on where the sidewalk ends.
Nancy: I know. I'm a girl.
• Rating: Unrated
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