Nick Miller Quotes
Jess: Oh my god! I thought he was taking you to jail!
Nick: Naw, it's resort jail, and it's not so bad. They let me watch "Ugly Betty."
Jess: How many times a day does Schmidt text you?
Nick: Oh, no, just like...40.
Jess: What's next? What do we do?
Nick: I'm really fighting the urge to buy you a lobster dinner.
Jess, this is where I belong! With Winston and a badger.
Schmidt gave me his worst suit! He said if I could get it over my thighs, he didn't want it!
I look very handsome! I look like I'm on "Miami Vice"!
I don't know how you get a podcast, but you should look into it.
Mr. Day: What's she like?
Nick: She's not quirky. She has no bangs.
Sometimes I just sit in the stall and listen to you guys.
Schmidt: A tuxedo is different from a suit.
Nick: It is??!!
Nick: Schmidt, I have to ask you a favor. It's about my clothes.
Schmidt: Burn them! Burn them all!
I'm just trying to figure out the level of Elvis impersonator we can afford. I think a white one is out of reach.