Kirby: My mom is very casual
Nico: Are you saying I'm overdressed?
Kirby: Always..
[Kirby begins undressing her]

Kirby: I want to feel like I'm the one you choose
Nico: There's no way I can answer that. Kirby, we're together and it's really good... I love you
Kirby: I love you too..

Nico: Do you know how old I am? Are you looking for a job?
Kirby: You're sexy.

Kirby: I was just trying to keep up with you, you deserve the gold
Nico: I already have the gold

Nico [holding up dress]: Hey honey do you have this in a ten?
Victory: Yeah but why are you planning on hiding Kirby under it? Try a four
Nico: No I don't want to wear anything tight, I haven't met a boyfriend's mother since I was dating Charles

Nico: What do you want Kirby?
Kirby: You.

Nico: You don't have me, my husband has me.
Kirby: Yeah, I keep trying to forget about that

Nico: how was your date?
Kirby: Dull or maybe it was thrilling. I dunno. You choose. You set it up.

Wendy: I lost my virginity in moccasins.
Nico: You remember what shoes you wore?
Wendy: It was the most memorable part

Nico: Are all these [photos] yours?
Kirby: Yep, my living room doubles at the Kirby Atwood gallery of mediocre art.

Kirby: This really isn't your scene.
Nico: No, I want to stay. I don't know what my scene is anymore.

Wendy: Now, what about lunch?
Nico: Wendy we've had every meal together this week, I can hear you chew in my sleep.

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.