Favorite Nico Reilly Quotes
Nico: I think Charles is having an affair
Kirby: So maybe this is the universe's way of telling you you don't have to feel guilty anymore
Kirby: Aren't I still the guy who filed for sexual harass at Bonfire?
Nico: You're the Editor in Chief's boyfriend
Kirby: I like it
Wendy: Now, what about lunch?
Nico: Wendy we've had every meal together this week, I can hear you chew in my sleep.
[Kirby giving Nico a foot massage]
Nico: Give me back my feet.
Kirby: Not if you're using them to leave.
Nico: Are all these [photos] yours?
Kirby: Yep, my living room doubles at the Kirby Atwood gallery of mediocre art.
Nico: how was your date?
Kirby: Dull or maybe it was thrilling. I dunno. You choose. You set it up.
Kirby: You should have lunch here more often.
Nico: Maybe next time you'll actually give me something to eat.
Come on, isn't this better breakup therapy than sitting at home and watching old movies and having a three way with Ben & Jerry?
Nico: I don't this, I'm married.
Kirby: That's cool, give me a call if you change your mind. Let me give you my number. [Writes it on her leg]
Wendy: I lost my virginity in moccasins.
Nico: You remember what shoes you wore?
Wendy: It was the most memorable part
Nico: You don't have me, my husband has me.
Kirby: Yeah, I keep trying to forget about that
Nico: Thank you for being such a trooper
Kirby: What did you expect me to do? Throw a fit? Starting knocking things over?
Nico: I thought it was a possibility
Kirby: Lady, I'm not giving you any excuses to get rid of me
