Favorite Nico Reilly Quotes
Nico: You are coming. It's my first thanksgiving with Kirby and I want it to be fun
Victory: I see I'm just going to mask my pain and become a performing clown for you guys
Nico: Yeah, do you mind?
Nico: Why is this so complicated?
Wendy: Because you were in junior high when he was conceived
Nico [about Griffin[: The truth is we actually have a lot in common
Victory: Oh, is he freezing his eggs too?
Nico: how was your date?
Kirby: Dull or maybe it was thrilling. I dunno. You choose. You set it up.
Kirby: Is this him?
Nico: Who?
Kirby: Your husband.
Nico: That's Walter Cronkite.
Kirby: You said he was older..
[Kirby giving Nico a foot massage]
Nico: Give me back my feet.
Kirby: Not if you're using them to leave.
Nico: Thank you for being such a trooper
Kirby: What did you expect me to do? Throw a fit? Starting knocking things over?
Nico: I thought it was a possibility
Kirby: Lady, I'm not giving you any excuses to get rid of me
Kirby: You should have lunch here more often.
Nico: Maybe next time you'll actually give me something to eat.
Come on, isn't this better breakup therapy than sitting at home and watching old movies and having a three way with Ben & Jerry?
Nico: It isn't about other people, it's me. We're just in different places in our lives. When we met were in this vacuum and now we're not. It's real. I just don't want to fool myself into thinking... look... I'm someone who always has a plan. I look at you... and it.. it scares me because i have no idea where this is going...
Kirby: Do you have to know tonight?
Nico: No.. come on.
Kirby: Where?
Nico: Out to dinner. Some place crowded.
Nico: I think Charles is having an affair
Kirby: So maybe this is the universe's way of telling you you don't have to feel guilty anymore
If that was my face on page 6, I would have brought Maddie, Taylor, three Cambodian orphans, and a basket of puppies.
Nico
