Kirby: Is this him?
Nico: Who?
Kirby: Your husband.
Nico: That's Walter Cronkite.
Kirby: You said he was older..

[about Joe Bennett]
Nico: Are you required to use his full name in bed?
Victory: [no response]
Nico: Oh my god, she had to think about it.

Nico: Kirby, that's not going to happen again. I'm married.
Kirby: I forgot my notes.

Wendy: I lost my virginity in moccasins.
Nico: You remember what shoes you wore?
Wendy: It was the most memorable part

You are not a loser. You are an extraordinary person. You are funny. You are scary smart and intense and gorgeous and larger than life. You deserve to be loved because of those things not in spite of them.

it's a lose lose situation in the corporate world. If you want to start a family then you're distracted, if you don't there's something wrong with you. It's unnatural. You hate men. You're hiding testicles under your skirt.

Nico: I don't this, I'm married.
Kirby: That's cool, give me a call if you change your mind. Let me give you my number. [Writes it on her leg]

Nico: Do you know how old I am? Are you looking for a job?
Kirby: You're sexy.

When a woman expresses her concern that an important business matter be dealt with correctly, she's not throwing a fit, she's just doing her job.

I hate it when you call it "that magazine" as if it's infectious.

Nico: It's the clothes they're rejecting, not you.
Wendy: Her clothes are her.

Kirby: This really isn't your scene.
Nico: No, I want to stay. I don't know what my scene is anymore.

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.