Nico Reilly Quotes
Nico: Breathe.
Victory: I can't. I feel like someone botoxed my entire body.
Nico: Are all these [photos] yours?
Kirby: Yep, my living room doubles at the Kirby Atwood gallery of mediocre art.
Nico: It's Charles
Shane: Where is he?
Nico: In Vienna...
Shane: Well tell him to stay there, I look pretty good with three dates.
Victory [about a passerby's butt]: How do i get one of those? Lunges?
Nico: Yeah to a doctor on 73rd and Fifth.
Nico: What do you want Kirby?
Kirby: You.
Nico: I don't understand why'd he want to hurt me
Wendy: Because he's 25. He lives off ramen and red bull and has nothing to lose and nothing to gain
Why don't you all sue me? Let's get the bus boy and make it a class action.
It's over, if you don't count the sexual harassment suit.
Nico
It's good Wendy. It's sweeping. It's touching. You have a big hit on your hands. I'm sleeping with a 25 year old!
Don't looked so shocked Janice. I had to come here that's friends do for each other. You'd know if you had any.
I'll send you an advanced copy before we run your lost weekend in Bangkok. Who knew you could do that with a pingpong ball?
If that was my face on page 6, I would have brought Maddie, Taylor, three Cambodian orphans, and a basket of puppies.
Nico
