Nico Reilly Quotes
Dalhia: I know what you're thinking, how does increasing your pleasure do wonders for him?
Nico: I'm thinking I don't even know your name.
Wendy: I just spent my first all nighter since college. You know it's a lot easier when you're 20.
Nico: What isn't?
Nico: I think Charles is having an affair
Kirby: So maybe this is the universe's way of telling you you don't have to feel guilty anymore
Victory: Promise one thing if I'm ever incapacitated, one of you will be my plucker.
Nico: I'm afraid.
Victory: If you're in a coma not a lot of grooming.
Nico: With trying to save your life and all...
Victory: If i wake up i don't want to look like Tom Selleck
Come on, isn't this better breakup therapy than sitting at home and watching old movies and having a three way with Ben & Jerry?
Kirby: You should have lunch here more often.
Nico: Maybe next time you'll actually give me something to eat.
Nico: Thank you for being such a trooper
Kirby: What did you expect me to do? Throw a fit? Starting knocking things over?
Nico: I thought it was a possibility
Kirby: Lady, I'm not giving you any excuses to get rid of me
[Kirby giving Nico a foot massage]
Nico: Give me back my feet.
Kirby: Not if you're using them to leave.
Oh, phone sex with Joe Bennett. What's that like? Ooh, the NASDAQ is up 36 points.
Nico: how was your date?
Kirby: Dull or maybe it was thrilling. I dunno. You choose. You set it up.
Nico: You don't have me, my husband has me.
Kirby: Yeah, I keep trying to forget about that
Nico: You're freaking out
Wendy: No I'm not, I'm budha on the mountain
