Jim: Do you wanna just make a run for it?
Pam: Maybe.
Kevin: [walks by, starts screaming into Pam's chest] Wahhhhhhhh! Wahhhhh! Mammyyyyy!
Jim: What is happening?

Pam: Kevin!
Kevin: [hugs her] Ahhhhhhh!
Pam: Yay! How are you!
Kevin: Oh I missed you so much!
Pam Beesly: Aww!
Kevin: Yeahhhhhh! Wahhhhhh! Wahhhhhhhhhh! Wahhhhhhhhh!
[cut to interview]
Kevin: Well when a new mom hears a baby cry, her you-know-whats fill up with you-know-what? And then her shirt gets... you know ... That would be funny!

Pam: Wanna count her fingers and toes again?
Jim: No. Let her rest. I'm sure there are still 12 of each.

Pam: Don't be mad.
Jim: Mad? How could I be mad? We're having a little girl.

Jim: I do not plan on helping unless it's a boy.
Pam: I cannot wait for that joke to be over.

Michael: Why do I need to explain everything?
Pam: Because we're usually not on the same page.

Pam: Maybe we can put the box back together.
Dwight: Impossible. He opened it like an ape.

Michael: Heeeeeere's Santa! Hey little girl, what would you like for Christmas? Ooh, you have been a very naughty girl, I see.
Pam: Michael, we already have a Santa, Phyllis.
Michael: What the hell is going on?

Oscar and the warehouse guy! Go Oscar! Go gay warehouse guy!

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