Favorite Patrick Jane Quotes
Jane: You keep a hammer in your desk?
Lisbon: You only think you know everything about me.
When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.
Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?
You've been LaRoched haven't you?
Jane: Cheer up -
Lisbon: Why?
Jane: Because it's better to be happy than to be sad.
Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?
Why do they call it a kangaroo court? Are kangaroos especially unjust in comparison to other marsupials? Would wallabies be more judicious?
I was thinking love is strange and I was thinking about a sandwich.
Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.
Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Patrick: Practice.
Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.
Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.
