Go to Hell goes without saying.

Liar, liar pants on fire.

I'll take health any day. After the game's over the king and the pawn go back into the same box.

I love it Lisbon. The beautiful soul defense.

There's no tyranny like petty tyranny.

Teresa Lisbon. That's a nice name.

Lisbon: I could kill you with my bare hands.
Jane: Well, it's not the first time.

Jane: So you took the whole Santa revelation badly.
Lisbon: Crushed my heart like a cigarette.

Deak: And you should have gone to jail you miserable sleazebag.
Jane: Well, nice to meet you too.

Patrick: Let's keep it casual to start with Sophie. Let her relax. If she gets her guard up, we'll get nothing from her.
Teresa: You're very combative all of a sudden.
Patrick: Yeah, if she is guilty, she lied to me and I believed it. She fooled me.
Teresa: The ultimate sin.
Patrick: Yes it is.

Lisbon: Look, I hope we can get you out of this mess. But it's also true that I do hope that you learn a lesson from this. There are real boundaries in life. These are real prison walls.
Jane: (almost whispering) Only in your mind, Lisbon. Only in your mind.

Lovely to see you. Keep working that bum wing

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.