Only a journalist would ask for the correct spelling of my name.

It's like finding a needle in a stack of needles.

She thinks the worst. Hard not to agree with her.

Nobody picks what they dedicate their life to by accident. It says something.

Lisbon: That makes me an accomplice as well.
Jane: Only if you look at it like a very persnickety lawyer.

Our 911 caller may not have run away from the phone, he may have forgotten about it.

The way a person sings can say a great deal about them.

Only a scheming and conniving person would so callously try to get a cast mate fired.

He was a futile lord ruling over a town of downtrodden serfs.

Your magic sucks eggs.

You don't hire a personal trainer because you like strenuous activity. You hire a personal trainer because it's the only way to get yourself to do it.

BOLO schmolo. We need to reach a wider audience.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.