Jane: It's a trick.
Lisbon: A trick how?
Jane: I don't know.

I'm trying to work here and you're staring at me like I have two heads.

Jane: Well if he's Red John he's a very good actor.
Lisbon: He'd have to be, wouldn't he?

He took Partridge's blood, put it on your face, made his mark.

Grace: How's the boss?
Jane: Awake and cranky.

You said your wife had a migraine last night which is the enabler's code for drunk.

Grace: You ruined a girl's wedding.
Jane: Yes and I lack the putty to spackle those emotional wounds that's why I'm calling you.

If I wanted to kill Benjamin Marx I would have done it the first time.

All of these men are very bad, they just don't happen to be Red John.

Would the world really miss him if something happened?

Lisbon: We can't lie.
Jane: We do it all the time.

Hightower: Next time I hear from you you better be telling me Red John is dead.
Jane: Deal.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.