Lisbon: Where are you?
Jane: Following the scent of murder like a bloodhound.

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

Jane: I'm not your boss. Why would you say that?
Lisbon: Just sometimes now you act like you are.
Jane: We're equals. Partners.
Lisbon: Fine. Just remember that.

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.

Jane: I don't need a desk.
Fischer: Really, you work standing up.
Jane: No, lying down.

Lisbon: You ran away again Jane. Not from the FBI but from me.
Jane: Yeah, but I ran back.
Lisbon: How was I suppose to know. I thought you were gone again forever.

I understand you Kim. I understand you very well. Better than you do yourself.

Jane: You called me an asset. That's so touching.
Abbott: I'm an optimist.

Jane: I don't see a couch anywhere.
Lisbon: Don't start trouble. At least not yet.

If I can't live on my terms I'm in prison anyway. Might as well live in this cozy little detention suite.

Lisbon: I've got a job. I'm not going to drop everything just because you suddenly decided to come back.
Jane: We'll talk.

Cho, you never cease to amaze me.

The Mentalist Quotes

It's easy to remember when you never forget.

Jane

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.