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The-mentalist

Jane: Well if he's Red John he's a very good actor.
Lisbon: He'd have to be, wouldn't he?

I'm trying to work here and you're staring at me like I have two heads.

Jane: It's a trick.
Lisbon: A trick how?
Jane: I don't know.

Lisbon: What if Red John really does have powers?
Jane: Please, and what if dolphins were actually aliens from another galaxy? That would be kind of cool.

Relax sister, we're not chumps. She's a cop and I'm in on the gag.

She was just a memory that made me smile...and Red John killed her.

No offense but you have no dishonesty in you.

Jane: If I tell you why I won't tell you you'll get mad at me.
Lisbon: I'm already mad at you.

Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.

Jane: You're like a Sharpei puppy who's rolled onto his back. You have to rub it's belly.
LaRoche: You're mocking me.
Jane: No, I'd be happy to rub your belly.

Jane: I never thought of you as a puppet.
LaRoche: You ever thought of me as a friend.

I see you bought a new safe, I guess it's not safe enough.

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