The Mentalist

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Lisbon: We can't lie.
Jane: We do it all the time.

Would the world really miss him if something happened?

All of these men are very bad, they just don't happen to be Red John.

If I wanted to kill Benjamin Marx I would have done it the first time.

Lisbon: Every time we go to see one of these Red John suspects, I get edgy.
Jane: Really? Can't tell.
Lisbon: Really? Oh.

Jane: What do you hunt?
McAllister: Anything with a face. Game's game right?

I swear I could marry you off in a minute.

Grace: You ruined a girl's wedding.
Jane: Yes and I lack the putty to spackle those emotional wounds that's why I'm calling you.

You said your wife had a migraine last night which is the enabler's code for drunk.

Love is in the air, Lisbon.

Lisbon: Hey Jane. Care to offer your opinion?
Jane: These ducks love muffins.
Lisbon: Very helpful.

Grace: How's the boss?
Jane: Awake and cranky.

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The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane

Teresa Lisbon: Why don't you go back to my place, jump into bed? I'll come and tuck you in when I'm done.
Patrick Jane: I'd rather be here with you.