The Mentalist

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The mentalist

You want to talk to me about the whole foot fetish thing but the Catholic school girl in you tells you that it's not necessarily appropriate.

Jungle theme. It's classy.

BOLO schmolo. We need to reach a wider audience.

What she means is that ours is more of a platonic love.

Lisbon: Jane, I need you.
Jane: It's nice to be needed. Anything for you Lisbon.

You don't hire a personal trainer because you like strenuous activity. You hire a personal trainer because it's the only way to get yourself to do it.

Your magic sucks eggs.

He was a futile lord ruling over a town of downtrodden serfs.

Jane: Don't you think it's odd, Homeland Security's fascination with a California serial killer?
Lisbon: Everything about Bob Kirkland is odd. You can add that to the list.

Jane: They argued.
Deb: How do you know they argued?
Jane: He is dead.

You spend your days chasing paperclip thieves. When do you ever get the chance to nail a killer?

Only a scheming and conniving person would so callously try to get a cast mate fired.

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Who knows how a homicidal maniac thinks?


Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

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