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Perry Cox Quotes (Page 3)

J.D.: They need me.
Cox: Do they? I remember not holding your smooth, baby hands and you didn't turn out that bad.
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Dr. Cox: There's my big box of failure. Oh Santa, you got my letters you fat bastard.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: Dr. Cox, did you hear that I'm quitting?
Dr. Cox: I did, Ted, and I don't know how to pretend to care.
Ted: Understandable.
Dr. Kelso: Theodore, I always figured that someday we'd just find you dead in your office.
Ted: Yeah, that was the dream.
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Cox: You are the host of this party and to some extent the voice of your generation and while I sadly acknowledge that heralds the coming apocalypse, I do value your opinion on one thing in particular.
Cole: Wow, you're like Shakespeare, yo.
Cox: I am, I am like Shakespeare, yo
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: The Gooch and I are gonna take some time off and tour the country.
Gooch: We've written a song for every state.
Cox: I'm sure I'll hear all of them when I die and go to hell.
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Cox: So many things to tear apart here. I'll focus on your delusion that you are still young. You guys are much closer to forty than you are twenty. You're just like me and you have to get up in the middle of the night to pee.
J.D. [narrating]: Is he is psychic?
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Dr. Cox: Okay class, with the exception of number one here, today's assignment is to drop out of medical school. Your parents' money would be better spent stuffed into garbage bags and shot into the sun.
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Turk [about J.D.]: Don't let him put on the glitter.
Cox: I've never heard that sentence uttered by another man.
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J.D.: Do you know what the perfect super power would be?
J.D. and Turk: Candy hands!
Cox: For me it would be getting back the time I wasted on people that would one day let me down.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Cox [about alcoholic patient, Alan]: Hopefully he's gonna die someplace else, like in a yard or somebody's shed.
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