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Lois, I am an unelected vigilante and take my job very seriously.
Joe: Public opinion has shifted, and the boys upstairs said they can no longer ignore it.
Peter: Who the hell are the boys upstairs?
Just one questions, Stewie. Do you get pleasure out of humiliating your family?
He's happier than a sunny side up egg.
Besides, it's been a while since we ate at a place where, if you ask for ketchup, they look at your like you're dirt.
Spending the day with him is going to be worse than eating at a ballpark.
Carter: So that money's just been Josh Hartnetted?
Peter: What's that?
Carter: Gone, disappeared, never to be heard from again.
Now all I need is a group photo of me kneeling in front of the village so I can brag about what a good person I am.
What do people do who don't drink?
I can get people to pay me 10 bucks just for doing stupid stuff?
Getting alcohol when you're underage isn't as easy as Obama's daughters make it look.
Sitting here all sober is more boring than watching a pot boil.
