Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Phil Dunphy Quotes
If you don't use them, then all our money just goes to charity.
I've got Gloria! I've got Gloria!
I was gonna tell Claire about the dog. I was just waiting until she was in the right mood. Actually, I did get one right mood a couple nights ago... but I cashed that in for something else.
Phil: How did Scout get your bra?
Claire: Well, we were out on a date, and he has a really nice car, so — how do you think? He got it from the laundry basket.
Claire: Oh, go figure. A teenage boy doesn't want to hang out with his girlfriend's dad.
Phil: I thought we were past all that. I'm all about taking it to the next level.
Claire: Really? I thought you were all about keeping it real.
Phil: Yes, but the whole point of keeping it real is so you can take it to the next level. Did you really not know that?
Haley is so pretty. So she can meet someone who's the best at something
Haley: Dad, gross, your hand smells like cheese.
Phil: I didn't want to dirty a knife.
Just test-driving my new soup strainer. I dug it out of the Halloween stuff to see what people think.
You know what's really sad? The end of Titantic.
Haley: I'm kind hungry mom.
Phil: Oh my god she's back!
I'm feeling better now...OH GOD IT'S CANCER!!!
Look who needs me now? Mr. Hot Dog fingers can't press 'print' without hitting three extra keys. Yeah, in my house now Jay! Technically we'll be in his house, but we'll be in my area of his house.
