Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Phil Dunphy Quotes
I guess the couch did it to itself. I guess it came home after a tough day, lit up a cigarette and burned itself. Is that what happened? Because that makes no sense.
I love Westerns, the bloodier the better, that's my favorite type of movie - that and anything set against the backdrop of competitive cheerleading.
Claire: Phil, the frying pan is on fire!
Phil: Son of Jor-El! Everybody stay calm!
Am I attracted to her? Yes. Would I ever act on it? No, no way. Not while my wife is still alive
Phil: I can forgive the smoking, but I can't forgive the lie.
[Claire glares at him]
Phil: Or the smoking.
Luke: Smell Heather for me.
Phil: I always do...not.
We raised our kids right. One of them will come forward, or the other two will rat them out.
Always keep the rhythm in your feet and a little party in your shoulders.
There she is. The prettiest white woman on Maui.
Or you could just be nice and pay it forward. They don't make movies out of bad ideas.
Claire, we're not your parents; we're in much better shape.
Phil: It's nice to see you Gloria. [Hugs Gloria]
Gloria: Two times today.
Phil: Okay. [Goes in for another hug]
Claire: Uh, Phil, she means we've seen them two times today
