Phil Dunphy Quotes
It was very peaceful. Not the letter, that was full of threats.
She feels great. Her spirits are high, the whole family's high. There's your headline.
Phil: I'm just excited. After today you're going to be a councilwoman and I'm going to be a first husband.
Claire: If you don't stop filming, you're going to be MY first husband.
Our daughter might be going to college!!!
I'm like a boxer before a fight, that's why I didn't have sex with Claire last night.
It happened. Satan's trifecta. The day I most dreaded had fallen on the day I most loved.
You're going to have Cam's baby just to avoid it being weird?
I think we're all having a baby!
Good to see you Betty Luke.
You can kiss my wife, you can take her to bed, but only I can make her laugh.
He got divorced and his whole life opened up. Guy's living the dream.
Phil: All over YouTube.
Claire: It went viral.
Phil: Some sicko auto-tunned me.