Phil Dunphy Quotes (Page 11)
Season 2, Episode 22: "Good Cop Bad Dog"
Alex: Dad, we haven't had lunch yet.
Phil: Neither have half the kids in Africa. Stop yappin' and get back to work.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Phil: You poked the bear girls! You poked him!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Note to Claire, if you want intense family drama, rent spy kids.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 21: "Mother's Day"
Jay: How much longer do I have to listen to the Julia Child impression?
Phil: For as long as it's still funny.
Jay: I think the timer just went off on that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: It's the 21st century. You should get a pair.
Jay: I was gonna suggest the same thing.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 20: "Someone to Watch Over Lily"
Gloria: I said I was sorry! But I've had them since I was two. Huge ones!
Phil: What is she...?
Claire: Earrings, Phil. Earrings.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Phil: You know why else he's gonna be ok? Because somewhere out there is a little girl who's making lists and labeling bins...and he's gonna find her.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Psychologist: Mrs. Dunphy, what exactly are you worried about?
Phil: Get comfortable.
• Rating: Unrated
Luke: She's like the best doctor every. A couple of puzzles. No shots. I didn't even have to take my pants off. I found that one out a little late.
Phil: I've been there buddy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: You're just a worrier, like when you thought he was never gonna talk.
Claire: He was two, and all he could do was bark.
Phil: I understood him.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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