I'm not a rider, I'm a strider.

I'm not nervous, I've had hogs bigger than this between my legs!

Phil: It's not nerdy, Luke back me up.
Luke: I hope you mean into the garage because I have friend on this street.

Wait so you're telling me this call isn't coming from inside the house?

Seriously, Gryffindor letting his mom carry his quidditch pole, how Hufflepuff is that?

Hey, the world needs more dreamers Luke. Never stop licking things.

Some people describe this escape as visual poetry!

Spontaneous human combustion is very rare!

I'm totally pumped. Pumped pumped pumped, Pump up the jam, Pumped up kicks, Pumpedy dumpty, Pumple-stiltskin.

Also though, it will allow for a little more freestyling in the boudoir if we're not having to worry about adding anymore critters.

Don't be disrespectful Luke, anybody could do it with Gloria.

Jay was really explicit about what he wanted to do for his 65th birthday, but luckily Phil Dunphy knows how to read between the lines.

Modern Family Quotes

Manny: Does this feel like a short visit to you, or a long one?
Jay: The pregnant one brought a stroller.

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.