Spontaneous human combustion is very rare!

I'm totally pumped. Pumped pumped pumped, Pump up the jam, Pumped up kicks, Pumpedy dumpty, Pumple-stiltskin.

Also though, it will allow for a little more freestyling in the boudoir if we're not having to worry about adding anymore critters.

Don't be disrespectful Luke, anybody could do it with Gloria.

Jay was really explicit about what he wanted to do for his 65th birthday, but luckily Phil Dunphy knows how to read between the lines.

Always keep the rhythm in your feet and a little party in your shoulders.

I haven't felt so nervous since I tried to break up with Claire 20 years ago.

Claire: I say no everyday in this house.
Phil: But at night she's a yes machine.
Claire: No.

Claire: I did cartwheels.
Phil: Without me?

Alex is teaching herself Chinese so she'll be useful when they finish buying us.

Haley: This is just like last year when you wouldn't take off those skinny jeans.
Alex: Woudn't or couldn't?
Phil: Hey I looked hot!

I wanted a car like this since I was a kid. I used to image the wind blowing through my perm, blasting some Hall and Oates, maybe horsing around with mister microphone.