Phil Dunphy Quotes (Page 10)
Season 3, Episode 1: "Dude Ranch"
Phil: It's just that when you say "Phil is my son-in-law", it sounds like you're saying "Phyllis, my son-in-law."
Jay: That's ridiculous.
Phil: Who is your son-in-law?
Jay: Phyllis!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Phil: I've been practicing like crazy all of my cowboy skills, shootin', ropin', pancake eatin'. Why? Because sometimes I feel like Jay doesn't respect me as a man.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 24: "The One That Got Away"
Phil: Glen Whipple. My college rival. Captain of the cheer squad. Winner of every robot battle. Every second I spent with the guy just made me feel worse about myself. Only thing I could compete with him in was close-up magic.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 23: "See You Next Fall"
Haley: I'm kind hungry mom.
Phil: Oh my god she's back!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Do you think he had his butt done too? It looks fantastic.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Phil: You know what's really sad? The end of Titantic.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Hey momma bear, you okay?
Claire: Not with momma bear I'm not.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: "My wife won't let me go to Vegas." Trust me that is not a phone call you want to make to a group of ex-college male cheerleaders. They will mock you with a hurtful rhythmic taunt.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: I remember the speech that won me treasurer of my high school spanish club. "Mi nombre es filipe."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 22: "Good Cop Bad Dog"
Phil: They're monsters, Claire! Deceitful, manipulative monsters and they need to be broken.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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