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Claire: You don't make a shiv out of a knife.
Phil: yeah you make a shiv out of a rusty spoon or a shard of glass.
Claire: Or a human femur.
Phil: Exactly, be creative.


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Modern Family Season 4 Episode 9 Quotes

I have two brains in my body but I've never felt so dumb.

Gloria

For God's sake change out of those wingtips. You're a kid, not Nixon on the beach!

Jay [to Manny]
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