Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPhil Dunphy Quotes
Forgive me for thinking your zesty performance deserves some praise!
Phil: We were, as they say, having sex.
Claire: That's not a euphemism. That's actually what we were doing.
While Claire watched one of the most highly-acclaimed films of the year, I sat through a badly made schlock-fest, with absolutely no redeeming value - and it was awesome!
Why do I have to watch a French movie, I didn't do anything wrong.
I'm still thinking about all the Sanjays.
I called the florist and order one dozen Mylar balloons. Good luck staying mad, honey!
Oh yeah, everybody loves Michael Jordan, but nobody thinks of Scottie Pippin. The only reason I remember him is because he's named after my favorite musical.
Luke, I am your father. That's what I said to you when you were coming out of your mom's lady parts.
Phil: She has to run everyday or she goes crazy, she's like a Border Collie.
Claire: Did you just compare me to a dog?!?
Phil: The smartest in the world!
Yeah, he gives me a hard time. But that's the deal with a father-in-law. The key is I never let him see just how much it devastates me.
Or you could just be nice and pay it forward. They don't make movies out of bad ideas.
Sad face emoticon! I can feel the hurt through the phone!
