Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPhil Dunphy Quotes
Luke: I've heard The Jonas Brothers get nervous before every show.
Phil: Not Kevin.
Luke: Especially Kevin!
I'm not saying J.J. is small, but in the real estate section he was described as 'charming.'
Phil Dunphy is no straight guy.
We fall a lot. Maybe you can be there to pick us up when we do.
We're not going to play good cop/mom.
It's like they say, sometimes God closes a door, but sometimes he closes it so hard, you can't get your wife out.
Yo yo yo, what's the hot topic on The View today, ladies
Phil: I'm like Shirley Temple and that black guy in that movie.
Plumber: Bill Bojangles Robinson.
Phil: Bill Bojangles Robinson, I said it first!
It was only four hours. I tipped over a paint can, and threw up a little. I think 'thanks' just about covers it.
Look who needs me now? Mr. Hot Dog fingers can't press 'print' without hitting three extra keys. Yeah, in my house now Jay! Technically we'll be in his house, but we'll be in my area of his house.
The computer and the printer must talk, talk, talk/Command P makes the picture walk, walk, walk.
I love you when you're human.
