Pierce Hawthorne Quotes (Page 5)
Season 2, Episode 16: "Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking"
Pierce: Since in my absence you'll be the new black sheep - I'm sorry, that's offensive - black swan, I want you to have this.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pierce: It was the pills, they just took me over. I saw awful things: aliens, demons, Critters 3, and something called Bruce Willis Surrogates.
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Season 2, Episode 14: "Advanced Dungeons & Dragons"
Pierce: You can all hang out in your suspended humiliation and think about what you learned today. One, don't screw with me. Two, invite me to your crap.
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Pierce: I don't like being excluded Jeff. Do you?
Jeff: Yes!
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Neil: This sword was one of a kind. It was forged by my ancestors.
Pierce: I hump it.
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Pierce: I can't hear you over the sound of me rubbing his sword on my balls.
Abed: You have successfully rubbed your balls on the sword.
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Pierce: I attack him! I attack black face!
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Season 2, Episode 13: "Celebrity Pharmacology"
Pierce: What is a period fairy?
Annie: The fairy that gives you a dollar every time you get your period
Pierce: Does she still come?
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Pierce: What are you doing in an apartment above Dildopolis? And when did they open a second location?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 12: "Asian Population Studies"
Pierce: You ever go into the bathroom and find parsley in your teeth that your friends hadn't told you about? Now imagine your teeth are a uterus and that parsley is a half-chinese baby.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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