Pierce Hawthorne Quotes (Page 6)
Season 2, Episode 12: "Asian Population Studies"
Troy: Is it black Michael Chiklis?
Annie: No!
Pierce: Is it white George Foreman
Britta: You guys are talking about the same person. He's biracial, his name is David and he's a human being.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 11: "Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas"
Abed: It's the first season of Lost on DVD.
Pierce: That's the meaning of Christmas?
Abed: No it's a metaphor. It represents lack of payoff.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pierce: What do you care about Christmas Abed? You're Muslim. Don't your people spend this season writing in angry letters to TVGuide?
• Rating: 3.1 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 10: "Mixology Certifiction"
Shirley: Here, let me help you with that.
Pierce: I broke my legs, not my gender.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 8: "Cooperative Calligraphy"
Pierce: Sheesh... I guess it's true what they say about the sync-up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Britta: I still thing that man is going to evolve into woman, not a dragon monster with three legs.
Pierce: Three legs?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 7: "Aerodynamics of Gender"
Pierce: Tell me how to get this laid-back, or I'll kill your families!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pierce: I'm gonna slit your butts' throats.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 4: "Basic Rocket Science"
Annie: Can we stop walking in slo-mo now?
Pierce: You guys are walking in slo-mo?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 3: "The Psychology of Letting Go"
Pierce: You gain levels, and at a certain point you actually CAN eat a ghost.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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