South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralPopular Pip Pirrup Quotes
Stan: There are no more missions. I have everything I want.
Butters: But we're angels? What are angels supposed to do without missions?
Stan: Just play something else!
Pip: Oh dear! We've angered Bosley!
Pip: Lets hear it for Cartman's fat ass!
(Cartman throws a rock at Pip's temple)
Cartman: Do British people count as an ethnicity?
Stan: Nah.
Cartman: Sweet.
If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!
Don't worry; sister is still taking very good care of me. She just loves to smack me in the face and tell me I'm worthless!
Pip: Righty-o. What are we going to play?
Estella: We're going to play a little game called, "Smack the Blond Boy In the Head With a Large Log."
Pip: Oh, yes! My sister and I play that game at home all the time!
Estella: Oh you stupid pathetic boy!
(Estella runs off)
Estella: This way, you pathetic squirt of vaginal discharge!............This way, you beef-witted shriveled-up monkey's penis!.............Up here, you gamy mass of baby vomit!
Pip: Eho. After you, miss.
Estella: I'm not going in there, you stupid puddle of a homeless man urine!
Pip: Joe, do you know anything about girls?
Joe: Sure. They're those things with vaginas in them.
Pip: Yes, but do you know anything about them?