Rajesh "Raj" Koothrappali Quotes (Page 10)
Season 5, Episode 4: "The Wiggly Finger Catalyst"
Raj: I don't know if I want to play anymore.
Sheldon: Because you don't have a girlfriend? Well, good lord, if that becomes a reason not to play Dungeons & Dragons, this game's in serious trouble.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 3: "The Pulled Groin Extrapolation"
Howard: This may be hard for you to hear, but when I say "honey," I mean my fiancee.
Raj [whispers into Howard's ear]
Howard: Yeah, well, now it means her.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 1: "The Skank Reflex Analysis"
Raj: I had trouble putting it on and you tried to help and ... that's all she wrote.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Raj: You can't ruin a friendship with sex that's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 24: "The Roommate Transmogrification"
Raj: To quote Shakespeare, "It is better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly shameful pornography."
Penny: Oh, you poor baby!
Raj: What's wrong with me, Penny?
Penny: Nothing! Nothing. You know, if we weren't friends - and you hadn't brought up that creepy pornography story - I'd be on you like the speed of light squared on matter to make energy.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Raj: Well, to paraphrase Shakespeare: It's better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly shameful pornography.
Penny: Oh... you poor baby.
Raj: What's wrong with me, Penny?
Penny: Nothing, nothing. You know, if we weren't friends - and you hadn't brought up that creepy pornography story - I'd be on you like the speed of light squared on matter to make energy.
Raj: Hey, you totally got that right. E = MC squared.
Penny: I listen. I have no idea what it means, but I listen.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: Oh, okay, look. THIS. NEVER. HAPPENED. Do you understand me?
Raj: (nodding)
Penny: Really?! Still can't talk to me?!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leonard: What are you doing here?
Raj: I was sleeping!
Leonard: In MY bed?
Raj: Well, I would have slept in my OWN bed, but it was being used to bring shame to my family....and the memory of Gene Roddenberry!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Raj: Can I bring girls here?
Leonard: You? Sure. Bring as many as you want.
Raj: Okay, deal.
Leonard: Just not against their will.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Raj: Come on, dude, I'm exhausted and Tyra Banks says the most important item in your makeup bag is a good night's sleep.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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