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Oh, Hallow-weenies!

Ain't no party like a Koothra-party.

It's like we both had these holes in our lives, but now we fill each other's holes.

I'm in her head. Let the dance begin.

Stuart: Watch out ladies: a little coffee and cream coming your way.
Raj: In case you didn't follow that, I'm the coffee.

Raj: Stuart, you want to hang out tomorrow night? Maybe grab a bite to eat or catch a late movie?
Stuart: Yeah, I would like to, but I'm a little light on funds.
Raj: No problem. My treat, I'll swing by after work.
Stuart: [watches Raj leave] I could do worse.

Raj: What are you drinking?
Stuart: Coffee liquor in a Chewbacca mug. I call it a Sadtini.

Raj: Sorry I started without you. I'm a little nervous. It's been a long time since I've been on a date.
Amy: I can't believe I bleached my mustache for this.

Right now, Howard is staring down on our planet like a Jewish Greek god - "Zuesawitz".

Bernadette: I love that man.
Raj: Me too.

Howard: Let me explain the difference between you and me. You watch 'Star Trek'; I live it.
Raj: Oh, please, I don't remember the episode of 'Star Trek' where the guy never goes to space and brags about it in a tuxedo store.
Howard: Make all the jokes you want. There is only one of us here brave enough to almost do what I almost did.

Seriously, you don't even have to stop the car. Anything under ten miles an hour and I can combat roll into the street.

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TBBT Quotes

Penny, there's only one cookie with something in the middle that solves life's problems, and that's an Oreo. Or a Nutter Butter, if you're in a pinch.

Sheldon

Leonard: Hi. I'm Leonard. You are beautiful. You pop, sparkle and buzz electric. I'm going to pick you up at eight, show you a night you will never forget.
Raj: Where are we going?

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