Rajesh "Raj" Koothrappali Quotes
I was going to spend the night with my special little lady, but she got worms and I had to take her to the vet.
Oh my God. She's not going to bathe me, is she?
How do you sleep in these things? Silk pajamas on satin sheets, I slid out of the bed like 3 times.
Raj: I didn't know you can have a cyst inside a cyst.
Mrs. Wolowitz: The doctor said they were like Russian nesting dolls.
Dump her? What did he use? A fork lift?
Way to make lemonade. You know from around the corner where fudge is made.
Howard: They spent a ton of money developing this dandruff medication that had the horrible side effect of anal leakage.
Raj: Is there a good anal leakage?
Raj: Aren't you gonna to eat lunch?
Howard: Nah, I blew my food allowance on Pokemon cards?
Raj: Oh, okay, great. Now, I can look like Val Kilmer as Batman, instead of Val Kilmer as he looks today.
Howard: All right, you can suck it in a little bit.
It worked. We printed a whistle.
Raj: Are they actually arguing about comic books?
Leonard: No, that can't be right.
Howard: Maybe "Thor's Hammer" is a new color of nail polish.
Did we at least rent the car from Enterprise? Get it? Enterprise? Screw you. That's funny.