Rajesh "Raj" Koothrappali Quotes (Page 9)
Season 5, Episode 11: "The Speckerman Recurrence"
Raj: That was pretty badass, dude.
Sheldon: I help the weak. It's yet another way I'm exactly like Batman.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Jimmy: What do you think about a pair of glasses that makes any movie you want into 3D?
Raj: That sounds amazing. First movie I'm watching -- "Annie."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 9: "The Ornithophobia Diffusion "
Sheldon: Hummingbirds are the vampires of the flower world.
Raj: Still my first choice for an ankle tattoo. Or, a dolphin -- I go back and forth.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Raj: Come on, Sheldon, Star Wars.
Howard: I'm pushing play. I mean it. If we don't start soon, George Lucas is going to change it again.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 6: "The Rhinitis Revelation"
Raj: None of our gods have abs like that.
Howard: Yep, that's the last Jew who did sit-ups. And look where it got him.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Raj: I couldn't find you guys, so I bought six new friends. Sadly, three are dead.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 4: "The Wiggly Finger Catalyst"
Raj: She gives me things, too.
Raj's father: Yeah, yeah, I'm a gynecologist. I know exactly what she gives you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Raj: Whatever, dude. She kissed me.
Howard: It might've been on your lips but it was my kiss.
Raj: Oh, fine, let's agree she kissed both of us.
Howard: Okay.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Raj: Tell her her eyes shimmer like opalescent lilies in the lake of the palace of the celestial maidens.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Raj: Okay, I'm going to play it cool. Tell her, "Maybe. Whatever, babe."
Howard [translating in sign language to Emily]: He'll text you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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