Rajesh "Raj" Koothrappali Quotes
No wrapper's gonna tell me what to do, unless it's Jay-Z.
Raj's girlfriend: Who's your favorite player?
Raj: Not Brian Boitano, that's for sure.
I've got to go be more butch. Tootles.
Howard: So take what's in that blog and use it to get her pants off.
Raj: Why do you have to make everything so filthy? Why couldn't you just say the blog is like her giving me the key to her heart?
Howard: The key to her heart. That's nice. Were you quoting someone or is it tattooed on the small of your back?
Raj: I was quoting a man who knows a thing or two about women: Sir Elton John.
Howard: People change names on blogs to protect their privacy. Roger is Raj.
Raj: Oh, I always thought, if I had a white name, it would be Gavin.
Mummy was right. American girls are sexually voracious devils.
Raj: I can see my little princess while I'm at work, right?
Howard: Why can't you just watch porn like a normal guy?
Sheldon: Are you implying my girlfriend doesn't have any sexuality to exploit?
Sheldon: Okay, because that was not clear.
I'm counting that as foreplay.
You won't regret it. I'm the most pathetic guy you've ever met.
My heart is stone. From now on, I'm a monk. I renounce all worldly pleasures. Except for Lobster. And, garlic butter.