Rajesh "Raj" Koothrappali Quotes (Page 7)
Season 5, Episode 22: "The Stag Convergence"
Raj: Ooh! This grasshopper is kicking my ass-hopper.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Raj: You don't want strippers? You're the king of strippers. That one club in North Hollywood named a pole after you.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 21: "The Hawking Excitation"
Leonard: Raj, you're our group historian. Has Sheldon ever begged before?
Raj: Three times. He begged the Fox network not to cancel 'Firefly.' He begged the TNT network to cancel 'Babylon 5.' And when he got food poisoning at the Rose Bowl Parade, he begged a deity he doesn't believe in to end his life quickly.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Howard: So, I got the craziest email this morning.
Raj: I hate to burst your bubble, dude, but those penile enlargement pills do not work.
Howard: Believe me I know.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 20: "The Transporter Malfunction"
Raj: Let's go see if you fit in my man purse.
Bernadette: Heterosexual, my ass.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Raj: Oh, my goodness. Aren't you the cutest little Yorkie ever! You got him for me?
Howard: Her. We thought you two would hit it off.
Raj: I think we already have.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Raj: And, once again, my baloney likes girls.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Raj: With women! I like to boogie with women!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Lakshmi: I'm gay.
Raj: Like dude-on-dude but with women?
• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Raj: No, I'm not gay. If anything, I'm metrosexual.
Raj's father: What's that?
Raj: It means that I like women, as well as, their skin-care products.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
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